Welcome to the truth. Sure, the truth hurts sometimes. But we’re here to dish it out whether you like it or not. Whether you were a 90s kid, an adult in the era of high-waisted pants or you just existed in the full 90s trending style, this is what your 90s bedroom decor says about you now.
Your 90s Bedroom Decor Says More Than You Think It Does
1. A Lava Lamp
You were a huge know-it-all and completely gorgeous. Now you have great boundaries but you have no idea what you want to do with your life.
You’re at the perfect job that your friends are jealous of but you constantly complain about it and wish you were working somewhere else. But you’re still utterly gorgeous, so life is pretty chill. You have like 30K Instagram followers.
2. A Record Player
You’re still wearing bell-bottom jeans. You were the first to hop on the trend when it came back. Don’t lie to me.
3. Zebra Print
You’re alt. You live in Brooklyn. You have an undercut. You weren’t partying in high school but college fully changed you. Full 360! Now you bring the party everywhere you go.
4. Nirvana Poster
You went to business school. That’s it. Also, you still have that Nirvana poster of the xx smiley face but the t-shirt version and you only wear it on group vacations with your college sorority/frat to remember the good ‘ole days.
5. Those Prayer Candles of Jesus, But Instead of Jesus, it’s Buffy The Vampire Slayer
You’re the best. I don’t know how to explain it but these were the ultimate best people. Stellar sense of humor and so down-to-earth. You 100% throw incredible dinner parties now. Please invite me.
6. Glow in The Dark Stars on Your Ceiling
Your parents were going through a divorce and for some reason, these helped.
You have a huge heart and a big dreamer but you don’t show it easily. That kind of mysterious girl next door energy where everyone wants to know what’s beneath your tough exterior.
7. A Retro Cassette Player
You love to travel. You have a travel blog, a travel vlog, and a new travel boyfriend every 6 months. You’ve done Van Life. You invented van life. You’re the sweetest person in the entire universe.
8. Britney Spears Poster
You own a Subaru. I don’t even need to expand on this one. You own one.
9. The Beaded Curtain to Enter Your Room
You loved and still love High School Musical. You were either class president, head of the drama club, or leader of the debate team. Either way, you were a force to be reckoned with.
You have planned out everything in your life perfectly and it all comes true. Most people are terrified of you, and you have RBF, but you’re actually super welcoming and can have a deep talk about life for 100 hours.